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Kay Sec. Dureza Nobyembre 27, 2009

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Dear Sec. Dureza,

Ang basyo po ng bala ay nalalaglag sa lupa, hindi po siya kusang lumilipad sa loob ng helicopter.

Kahit sa action movies po, ganun ang nangyayari, maski itanong pa po ninyo kay Sen. Lito Lapid.

Sana po, itinuro niyo na lang ‘yung butas ng bala sa chopper ninyo kung talagang pinaputukan po kayo.

Tnx.

P.S. Tinanong po pala ng kasamahan namin kung puwedeng makita nang mas matagal ‘yung props basyo ng bala, kaso nagmamadali raw po kayo.

Kung iyon po ang magpapatunay na nasa panganib ang buhay ninyo dahil sa pagsama ninyo kay Mayor Ampatuan, sana po, kahit one minute, pinayagan mo silang makita ‘yung props ebidensya.

Kukunan lang po nila para sa balita. Hindi naman po sila magpapa-picture dun sa magical flying basyo para may mailagay sa Facebook. Pramis.

Media Man Nobyembre 25, 2009

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Napakasarap maging miyembro ng media kapag ang kinokober mong istorya eh tungkol sa… pagkain.

Libre tikim na, libre recipe pa.

Napakasaya ring maging miyembro ng media kapag ikaw ang naa-assign na pumunta sa concert ng paborito mong banda.

Bukod sa libre ang jamming, may pahintulot ka pang kausapin sila sa backstage.

Aliw ding maging miyembro ng media kapag ang istorya mo… pasyalan.

Nakakagala ka na, nakakapag-photo op ka pa.

Suwerte talagang magtrabaho sa industriyang ito.

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Hmmm. Oktubre 1, 2009

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Just a while ago, I read something a friend wrote.

I wanted to feel bad, but lately, after seeing so much suffering and grief from people I do not know, I just realized that it’s not worth the fight.

Hate is such a strong and destructive feeling, and it is such a shame to feel it when you know you can only be thankful.

I wanted to see how you’ve been. If you were OK.

Then I read your sentiments.

I don’t know where they are coming from, and I want to be affected.

But I wasn’t. Yet.

For now, I just thank God, you’re alright.

Repost: P800-million emergency fund for foreign trips Setyembre 28, 2009

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P800-million emergency fund for foreign trips’
By Jess Diaz (The Philippine Star) Updated August 15, 2009 12:00 AM

MANILA, Philippines – President Arroyo used up the government’s P800-million contingency fund for emergencies like calamities for her frequent foreign trips, Bukidnon Rep. Teofisto Guingona III revealed yesterday.

“She exhausted not only Malacañang’s travel

funds but also the P800-million appropriation for emergencies in the 2008 national budget,” he told radio station dzMM.

He said he based his revelation on a Commission on Audit

(COA) report submitted to Speaker Prospero Nograles this week.

“I have a copy of the report. An assistant commissioner of COA even briefed us on their shocking findings,” he said.

Guingona said the COA findings show that the 2008 contingency fund was not enough for foreign travels and Mrs. Arroyo had to augment it by P120 million.

“The augmentation was also exhausted,” he added.

Guingona also said the President overspent for her foreign travels between 2003 and 2007 by P1.6 billion.

She has only P1.1 billion under the annual budgets but she spent P2.7 billion over that period, he said.

He said the House of Representatives should have discovered the excess spending during the budget hearings.

“But the House is dominated by the President’s allies, so they just turn a blind eye,” he said.

He accused the President of violating the annual budget law “because she could not augment what Congress had approved and authorized her to spend.”

He said he would demand during the forthcoming budget hearings details on how and when Malacañang’s travel funds and the appropriation for contingencies were used.

Mrs. Arroyo’s latest foreign travel was her weeklong working visit to the United States two weeks ago.

It has become controversial largely due to at least two expensive dinners the President and her entourage of more than 50 enjoyed in posh restaurants in Washington and New York City.

Sen. Francis Escudero has criticized Mrs. Arroyo’s frequent travels abroad, saying she has spent more than P3 billion in taxpayers’ money for them.

Before her latest US visit, she “circumnavigated” the globe by flying to Tokyo, then to Los Angeles, Colombia, Brazil, Dubai, and Hong Kong before returning to Manila, he said.

According to former Senate president Ernesto Maceda, Mrs. Arroyo has spent a total of P5.5 billion for more than 50 foreign trips she has made since 2001.

In a recent television interview, Maceda said appropriations in the annual budgets for the President’s trips totaled P3.3 billion.

“In addition to these, there are contingency funds that could be used for foreign travel. Mrs. Arroyo has realigned a total of P2.2 billion of these funds for her foreign trips,” he said.

He said he got his data from the Department of Budget and Management and the Senate finance committee, of which he was chairman for five years.

He added that Escudero’s P3-billion figure apparently did not include realignments from the contingency funds.

Meanwhile, Quezon Rep. Danilo Suarez confirmed yesterday that President Arroyo and her large entourage had another expensive dinner in New York City other than the controversial $20,000 meal at the posh Le Cirque French restaurant.

“Yes, there was a second dinner in New York. But I was not there. I had other engagements,” he said.

He could not say where it was exactly or how much the presidential entourage paid.

Text messages purportedly coming from a staff member of the Philippine embassy in Washington claim that Mrs. Arroyo’s party enjoyed two dinners at Le Cirque.

The embassy supposedly paid for the New York City dinners, including the controversial meal on Aug. 2, for which Press Secretary Cerge Remonde claimed Leyte Rep. Martin Romualdez shelled out $20,000.

The messages also claim it was the embassy that paid for a $3,500-a-night suite for the President and 60 $950-a-night rooms for her congressional companions at the Waldorf Astoria Hotel, where former First Lady Imelda Romualdez Marcos used to stay.

Suarez and Rep. Romualdez are among Mrs. Arroyo’s favorite congressional companions whenever she travels abroad.

On Thursday, Suarez claimed that he was the one who paid $15,000 for steaks and lobsters at a Washington DC restaurant last July 30.

COA audit pushed

For a left-wing lawmaker, the Commission on Audit should form a special audit team to review the “lavish” spending of President Arroyo in her US trip.

Bayan Muna Rep. Teddy Casiño personally went to the office of COA chairman Reynaldo Villar, and handed him a two-page letter containing his request. He said he merely wanted the “whole truth about the controversies surrounding the US trip.”

He also invoked Republic Act 6713, or the Code of Conduct for Public Officials, which may have been violated by government officials who had partaken of the expensive meals in New York and Washington.

“Like most of our countrymen, I wonder, what other lavish expenses were made by the Philippine delegation?” he asked. Casiño finds the meal expenses “irregular, unnecessary, excessive, extravagant or unconscionable even if bills were footed by a private entity.”

Casiño, fellow Bayan Muna Rep. Satur Ocampo and Gabriela Rep. Liza Maza filed House Resolution 1315 that seeks to direct the House committee on good government to conduct an inquiry on the matter.

Casiño said it is well “within the jurisdiction of COA to determine, through a special audit, if public funds were irregularly used and if laws and policies were violated.”

Anakpawis Rep. Joel Maglunsod said Malacañang must present to the public a detailed accounting of all expenses of the President’s state and working travels abroad, including her latest trip to the US.

“The people deserve to know how much the President spent for her foreign travels,” he said.

“The expensive dinner at Le Cirque and the meal at Bobby Van’s Steak House in Washington are just the tip of the iceberg. Mrs. Arroyo and her entourage are definitely spending more than what they should during their junkets,” Maglunsod added.

“Whether the meals were paid for by private individuals or government officials, Mrs. Arroyo has a lot of explaining to do about her expenses during her trips and her swelling wealth,” he said.

“It is evident that Mrs. Arroyo and other public officials joining working and state visits violated Republic Act 6713 or the Code of Conduct and Ethical Standards for Public Officials and Employees,” Maglunsod said.

No excuse

“The report that the consulate in New York has been asked to foot the bill is disturbing, and if true, exposes the sham behind Malacañang’s claim that taxpayer’s money was not spent for the Le Cirque dinner,” Makati City Mayor and opposition leader Jejomar Binay said. – With Delon Porcalla, Christina Mendez, Jose Rodel Clapano

Happy Place Hulyo 28, 2009

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Siksikan ang tao kanina sa Cubao.

Anniversary ng Iglesia ni Cristo kaya me higanteng rally sa palibot ng Araneta Coliseum.

Sinisipon ako pero nanunuot sa ilong ‘yung amoy ng chopseuy na masang binabad sa pinaghalong pawis at ulan.

Barado rin ang tenga ko.

Oo, tenga.

Me mali ‘ata sa pagkakahiga ko kanina kaya halos buong araw nang parang me nakasaklob sa’kin na tasa.

‘Tuloy, mas dinig ko ang bawat detalye ng nangyayari sa katawan ko — ‘yung pagkikiskisan ng ngipin ko, paghinga, pati pag-digest ng pagkain…

Nakakailang din ‘yung panaka-nakang “pagkabog” ng talampakan ko sa semento tuwing naglalakad ako.

Bagag! Bagag! Bagag!

Nakaka-bad trip.

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A!(H1N1)F4-R2D2-C2-C3-C5-2NE1 Hulyo 22, 2009

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Dahan-dahan kong sininop ang bola-bolang mga tissue na nakatumpok sa tagiliran ko.

Pampitong rolyo ko na ‘yan simula kahapon.

Naisinga ko na ang utak ko’t naiubo ang puso ko… pero Lord, ba’t ayaw pa ring matapos ng penitensya ko?

Tingin ko’y makakapag-kyawkyawan na kami ng mga aso ko sa lalim ng kahol ko… ilang kapsula’t tableta pa ba ang kailangang lunukin para matanggal ‘tong kating minu-minutong kumakapit sa baga ko?

Ang sakit sa ulo!

Para kang umiire sa lalamunan — umiire habang pinupukpok sa sentido’t binabayo sa dibdib.

Kung tutuusin, ngayon na siguro ang pinakamagandang panahon para makipag-S.O.P. ako… sakto lang ang pagka-husky ng boses ko eh.

Parang Vernie Varga na may kurot ni Sarah Geronimo.

Nai-imagine niyo ba?

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‘Sup? Hulyo 1, 2009

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Simple lang naman ang batas kung gusto mong mabuhay nang matagal:

‘Pag may nararamdaman kang masakit, ipa-check-up mo.

Kung wala kang pera na pampa-check-up, sabihin mo sa anak mong producer.

Walang ipon ‘yan, pero sus…

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Malou Hunyo 30, 2009

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Malas lang niya at wala ako sa mood makipagkaibigan kahapon

Alam kong doble ang edad niya sa akin, pero hindi ko na napigilan ang sarili ko nang makausap ko siya sa cellphone… si Malou, ang aming kasambahay… oh, ex-kasambahay.

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Not-so-handy-Handyman Hunyo 19, 2009

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Here’s something from Analyn.

(Just thought I’d share this with you, dear readers, since being a “blogkaster” of sorts, it is my “duty” to dish out stuff like this. This incident is pretty interesting, though. Maybe, if libel won’t be a problem, I can put up a site for this kind of thing… what do you guys think?)

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Bertud Hunyo 16, 2009

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Ayon sa mga na-interview kong UFO experts last week, magugunaw na raw ang mundo sa 2012. Darating ang mga alien para iligtas ang “chosen few” sa pamamagitan ng pagsakay sa mga ito sa kanilang space craft.

Kung sakaling tama nga sila, tanggap ko nang hindi ako mapapabilang sa “chosen few.”

Tanggap ko nang isa ako sa magiging casualties ng delubyo.

Bakit kamo?

Nadukutan kasi ako ng telepono kanina.

Oo. ‘Yung G900 na pinaglaanan ko nung Christmas bonus ko. Nawala habang papasakay ako ng bus pauwi mula Cubao.

Ang masaklap, nandun ‘yung tanging bertud na alam kong magsasalba sana sa akin at sa sampu ng mga mahal ko sa buhay sa tiyak na kapahamakan — ang litrato namin ni Roy Alvarez.

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